- Vovin a écrit:
- Eledhwen a écrit:
- Moi, je n'aime pas du tout l'humour anglais des Monty Python et je vis très bien sans. ^^
Arghhhhhhhh...
LAUNCELOT: What does it say?
GALAHAD: What language is that?
ARTHUR: Brother Maynard, you're our scholar!
MAYNARD: It's Aramaic!
GALAHAD: Of course! Joseph of Aramathea!
LAUNCELOT: Course!
???: What does it say?
MAYNARD: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aarrggggggh'.
ARTHUR: What?
MAYNARD: '... the Castle of aarrggggggh'.
BEDEMIR: What is that?
MAYNARD: He must have died while carving it.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, come on!
MAYNARD: Well, that's what it says.
ARTHUR: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aarrggggh'. He'd just say it!
MAYNARD: Well, that's what's carved in the rock!
GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.
ARTHUR: Oh, shut up. Well, does it say anything else?
MAYNARD: No. Just, 'rrggggggh'.
LAUNCELOT: Aarrggghhh.
???: Aaarggh.
BEDEMIR: You don't suppose he meant the Camarrrrgh?
???: Where's that?
BEDEMIR: France, I think.
LAUNCELOT: Isn't there a Saint Aarrrves in Cornwall?
ARTHUR: No, that's Saint Ives.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, yes. Saint Iiiives.
SEVERAL: Iiiiives.
BEDEMIR: Oooohoohohooo!
LAUNCELOT: No, no, aarrrrrgh, at the back of the throat. Aarrrgh.
BEDEMIR: No, no, no, oooooooh, in surprise and alarm.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, you mean sort of a aaaarrgh!
BEDEMIR: Yes, but I-- Aaaaarrrgh!
???: Oooh!
???: Oh, no!
[roar]
MAYNARD: It's the legendary Black Beast of Aaarrrgh!
ARTHUR: Run away!
ALL: Run away! Run away!